Questions
The FAQ.
Quick answers about the tarts, the tube, the 1¢ sample and where to find us. If yours isn't here, reach out.
The product
What are Funnzees?
Pressed tarts infused with ultra-clean, distilled cannabis oil. Each piece has 2mg of THC, and each tube holds 50 pieces, for 100mg total. Think of the tart rolls you grew up on, made for adults.
What flavors are there?
The OG 5 mixes Blue Razz, Wild Cherry, Grape Soda, Rootbeer Float and Banana in every tube. Gametime, our limited release, is Tangerine, Blue Raspberry and Pineapple. Funnzzz's Peach Dreams is coming soon.
What's the mix in each tube?
We don't count pieces into each tube. The flavors are blended by batch, so the mix averages out to a ratio. The OG 5 averages 3:3:2:1:1, roughly 15 Blue Razz, 15 Wild Cherry, 10 Grape Soda, 5 Rootbeer Float and 5 Banana. Gametime averages 4:4:2, roughly 20 Tangerine, 20 Blue Raspberry and 10 Pineapple. Your tube might be a little different, which is part of the fun.
What's in Funnzzz's, and what is CBN?
Each Funnzzz's piece has 3mg CBN, 2mg THC and 1mg CBD, a 3:2:1 ratio. Same small piece, same 50 to a tube.
CBN is a cannabinoid that forms naturally as THC ages. It's widely known as the sleepy cannabinoid, and plenty of people reach for it at bedtime, though the research is still early. That's why it leads the ratio in Funnzzz's, our sleepy companion. Everyone is different, so we can't promise how it will feel for you.
What are the ingredients?
Sugar, dextrose, malic acid, microcrystalline cellulose, magnesium stearate, lab-tested cannabis oil, natural and artificial flavors, and colors.
May contain milk, egg, soy, peanuts, tree nuts and sesame. Each piece is about 5 calories with 1g of sugar. Always check the label on your tube for the most current information.
Are they lab tested?
Yes. Every batch is tested, so the 2mg on the tube is the 2mg in the piece.
Why are the pieces so small?
On purpose. A 2mg piece is an easy microdose, and keeping the THC low per piece lets the flavor stay front and center. Want more? Have another piece.
How should I store them?
Keep the tube closed, somewhere cool and dry, and out of reach of kids and pets. No refrigeration needed.
Using them
How many should I start with?
Start low and go slow. One or two pieces is a good place to start, especially if you're new to edibles. Your budtender can help you figure out what makes sense for you.
How long until I feel it?
Sugar-based edibles like ours can kick in faster than others. Some people feel it in 15 to 20 minutes, for others it can take up to an hour. Give it time before you reach for more.
How long does it last?
For most people, 2 to 3 hours. Everyone is different, so plan your day or night with some room to spare.
Can I take Funnzees with alcohol or medication?
We're not able to give medical advice. Mixing cannabis with alcohol can make effects stronger, and cannabis can interact with some medications. Talk to your doctor or pharmacist before combining them.
Buying
Can I buy Funnzees online?
No. Funnzees are only sold in person at licensed Colorado dispensaries, to adults 21 and older with a valid ID.
Where can I find them?
We're in over 100 Colorado dispensaries and counting. Use the store finder to find one near you. Stock changes, so it's worth calling ahead.
My dispensary doesn't carry Funnzees. What now?
Ask them about us! Stores listen to their customers. You can also send their name our way and we'll reach out.
How does the 1¢ sample work?
Ask your budtender for the Funnzees 1¢ sample pack at a participating store. It's five pieces, 2mg each, 10mg total.
Why a penny? Regulations don't let cannabis companies give product away, so every sample has to be sold. The penny makes it an official sale, tracked like any other. For adults 21 and older, while supplies last, limit one per customer.
Safety
What if a child eats Funnzees?
First, take a breath. Most accidental cannabis exposures are uncomfortable rather than dangerous, and they pass. Kids do react more strongly than adults, though, so make a call even if they seem fine.
Call Poison Control at 1-800-222-1222. It's free, confidential and open 24/7, and in many cases they'll help you watch your child safely at home. Keep them calm and stay with them. If they get drowsy, lay them on their side in the recovery position so their airway stays clear.
Call 911 if they have trouble breathing, won't wake up or have a seizure.
What if my pet eats Funnzees?
Don't panic, but do call. Dogs are more sensitive to THC than people and can get wobbly, sleepy or dribble urine for a while. Call your vet or the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center at 888-426-4435.
Keep them somewhere quiet and safe where they can't fall or wander, and offer fresh water, since vomiting and drooling can dehydrate them. For what it's worth, Funnzees contain no chocolate or xylitol, two ingredients that are especially dangerous for dogs.
Can I drive after eating Funnzees?
No. Cannabis can impair your ability to drive or operate machinery. Driving high is illegal in Colorado.
Is it safe during pregnancy or breastfeeding?
There may be additional risks from cannabis use for anyone who is or may become pregnant, or who is breastfeeding. Talk to your doctor.
I ate too much. What should I do?
Relax, you're going to be OK. Cannabis isn't known to cause a fatal overdose on its own, and the feeling will pass, usually within a few hours.
Find a calm, comfortable spot, drink some water, have a snack and put on something easy to watch or listen to. A friend nearby helps. If you feel unwell or unsafe, call 911.
For stores
I'm a dispensary buyer. How do I carry Funnzees?
We'd love to hear from you. Call 303-623-6060 or email Info@MedicallyCorrect.com and we'll get you set up with product, samples and our budtender guide.
Do you have materials for budtenders?
Yes. Every case ships with a budtender guide covering the lineup, the flavor mix and the sample program. Need more? Ask your Funnzees sales rep, or join Counter Culture, our budtender program. The guide is there to download.
How does our store get 1¢ sample packs?
Sample packs are available to stores that carry Funnzees. Your Funnzees sales rep can set you up with packs and walk your team through how to ring them up at a penny.
Can we get Funnzees swag for the store?
We love seeing Funnzees in the wild. Displays, signage and other in-store goodies are available for our retail partners. Ask your Funnzees sales rep what's available for your shop.
Still have questions?
Email us at Info@MedicallyCorrect.com.

