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Who we are

Two guys, 15 years, millions of chocolate bars, tons of gummies, and now… one new tube.

Funnzees comes from the team that helped build Colorado's edible market.  We spent 15 years getting the serious stuff right with chocolate bars, back when potency testing and THC labels were still new ideas.  Funnzees is the fun one: a tart idea almost 20 years in the making, pressed in Denver by a crew that's been with us for years.  Stick around for the whole story, or jump to the store finder.

Tasty.Easy.Fun.
Funnzees tarts stamped with FUN and the THC symbol, on a steel tray
Fresh off the press in Denver

Before Funnzees

It started with a few chocolate bars in Windsor.

Derek made his first cannabis bars in batches of fewer than ten, in Windsor, Colorado, with his little sister helping out.  A medical patient for over 20 years and an early dispensary owner, he was being the change he wanted to see.

Then his hometown banned cannabis.  Not because of him, but because of the "bad apples," as the mayor told him.  He pushed on and teamed up with Rick, who was making delicious cannabis carrot cake and weed brownies at the time, and traded those perishable baked goods for shelf-stable chocolate bars.  Rick picked the name incredibles™, and they were on their way.

Together they built Medically Correct into one of Colorado's best-known edible makers and one of the first nationwide edible brands, reaching nearly $15 million in annual sales at the height of Colorado's green rush.

The people

Meet the makers.

The creative dreamer

The dreamer.  An artist and creator determined to change how people see cannabis, he's been coming up with edibles people actually want to eat for over 20 years.  He's in the business of "alternative delivery methods," as he likes to call it.

If it has to do with how Funnzees looks, tastes or makes you smile, it probably started in one of his blackbooks.  Funnzees is the idea he's carried around for almost 20 years.

The builder

Came from the food industry, where he helped grow Udi's into a national bakery brand by creating gluten-free bread.  Seeing cannabis cookies help a friend's grandmother pulled him into this world.

As CEO of Medically Correct he brought real food standards with him: exact dosing, potency testing, THC labeling and nutrition facts, back when the market was still figuring itself out.

The crew

It takes a village.

The founders get the headlines, but Funnzees is made by a crew that's been with us for years.  Say hi.

Sales & Admin4 people

The people who get Funnzees onto shelves, keep budtenders stocked with samples, and make it all look good.

  • Caricature of Logan K. Logan K. Director of Sales Fave flavor: Pineapple “The hardest thing about being vegan is waking up at the crack of dawn to go out and milk the almonds.”
  • Caricature of Annalise P. Annalise P. Sales Representative Fave flavor: Pineapple “None but ourselves can free the mind.”
    Marcus Garvey
  • Caricature of Joe S. Joe S. Sales Representative Fave flavor: Grape Soda “They say life begins in your 40s.  I say it begins after bedtime, when the edibles come out.”
  • Caricature of Johanna W. Johanna W. Graphic Designer Fave flavor: TBD “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.”
    Maya Angelou
Kitchen & Packaging8 people

The crew pressing, rolling and packing every tart, one batch at a time.

  • Caricature of Crystal A. Crystal A. Manager of Operations Fave flavor: Pineapple “The most courageous act is to still think for yourself!”
  • Caricature of Weeda A. Weeda A. Senior Production Associate Fave flavor: Rootbeer Float “Either you run the day or the day runs you.”
    Jim Rohn
  • Caricature of Teresa M. Teresa M. Senior Production Associate Fave flavor: Wild Cherry “Roses are red, violets are blue, without you, we would have nothing to do.”
  • Caricature of Ann L. Ann L. Production Associate Fave flavor: Wild Cherry “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
    Hunter S.  Thompson
  • Caricature of ’Stina A. ’Stina A. Production Associate Fave flavor: Wild Cherry “Man who smokes weed on the toilet is high on pot.”
    Confucius, probably
  • Caricature of Laura W. Laura W. Production Associate Fave flavor: Blue Razz “Life isn’t fair.”
  • Caricature of Richard V. Richard V. Production Associate Fave flavor: Rootbeer Float “Empty your mind.  Be formless, shapeless, like water.  Water can flow or it can crash.  Be water, my friend.”
    Bruce Lee
  • Caricature of Sabrina P. Sabrina P. Production Associate Fave flavor: Wild Cherry “Just because your heart is on the left doesn’t mean it’s always right. ❤️”
Lab2 people

The folks who make sure 2mg means 2mg.

  • Caricature of Maxwell E. Maxwell E. Lab Manager Fave flavor: Banana “The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.”
    Adam Savage
  • Caricature of Joshua S. Joshua S. Packaging Supervisor · Lab alum Fave flavor: Tangerine “A wizard is never late, nor is he early.  He arrives precisely when he means to.”
    Gandalf
Compliance3 people

The ones who keep us on the right side of every rule, so the rest of us can have fun.

  • Caricature of Gregson F. Gregson F. Compliance Manager Tangerine smells best! “Never be afraid to do the right thing.”
  • Caricature of Fausto H. Fausto H. Assistant Compliance Manager Fave flavor: Blue Razz “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago.  The next best time is now.”
    Proverb
  • Caricature of Wyatt D. Wyatt D. Compliance Specialist Fave flavor: Pineapple “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde
Pencil sketch of a Funnzees tube with tarts spilling out
From our budtender guide

Why tarts?

An idea almost 20 years in the making.

For half a dozen years Derek kept a pack of Wacky Wafers taped up on his big idea board, and every so often he'd order a bag of those little bottle-cap tarts and think about making them a little fizzy.

The bright, sour, chalky-sweet stuff from the corner store in the 80s was ingrained deep, always with the same thought: someone should make a grown-up version of these.  Well, Funnzees is just that.  A little THC, big flavor, and a little mischief, all rolled into one little bite.

Part of the fun is that feeling of finding something you weren't supposed to, like the back door of the factory swinging wide open… sometimes you gotta sneak in there and make a little magic of your own.

It's not for kids.
It's for the kid in you.

How we make them

Serious about the boring parts.

The fun only works if the product is dependable.  Every piece is pressed to the same size and lab tested, so the 2mg on the tube is the 2mg in the piece.

We use ultra-clean distilled cannabis oil because it's the most reliable way to dose an edible.  It blends evenly through every batch and stays out of the way of the flavor.  Distillate keeps every piece consistent, from one piece to the next and one tube to another.

And we keep it tasty on purpose.  A tart should taste like a tart, so the flavor stays front and center.  Looking for more THC?  Have another handful.

THC per piece
2mg
Pieces per tube
50
Piece size
15mm × 5.5mm
Piece weight
1.3g
Tube length
140mm
Made in
Denver, CO
Cannabis oil
Distilled, lab tested
Tube
Paper, child-resistant

By the numbers

354,550 Funnzees pressed so far.  That's:

  • Taller than a mile. Stacked up, they'd stand about 6,400 feet, higher than the Mile High City is high.
  • Longer than a 5K. Laid end to end, they'd stretch about 5.3 kilometers.
  • About half a ton of fun. Roughly 1,000 pounds of pressed tarts.
  • 709,100 milligrams of THC, dosed 2 at a time.
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So far

The story to date.

Twenty-some years, two partners, lots of weed, and millions and millions of milligrams.  And the line keeps on keeping on.

  1. 1999Fort Collins, ColoradoDerek falls almost 50 feet off a cliff at Horsetooth, breaking both legs and injuring his lower spine.  It sets him up for a lifetime as a medical marijuana patient.
  2. 2009Windsor, ColoradoHis first retail edibles, including Mile High Bars (made in batches of 8), sold at his dispensary, In Harmony Wellness.
  3. 2012incredibles™ is bornDerek and Rick team up and build one of the nation's best-known edible brands from scratch.
  4. 2014Setting the standardEarly potency testing, THC labeling and nutrition facts become the norm as they push to raise the bar for everyone around them.
  5. The next 8 to 10 yearsA solid runMillions of chocolate bars and gummies produced, with some dabbling in extracts and vape pens along the way.
  6. 2023New beginningsThe ownership group shrinks to two, and Derek and Rick decide to keep going, trusting in a positive cannabis future.
  7. Summer 2024A sweet tart confectionSomeone dusts off a tart idea and starts the long process of branding and formulation.
  8. June 10, 2025Funnzees goes publicThe idea is made public and launch preparations begin.
  9. January 2026Limited launchThe OG 5 original flavor tubes hit their first Colorado shelves.
  10. Spring 2026420 seasonSales and production both in full swing for the 420 season.
  11. June 2026Available in 100+ storesWith 1¢ samples available at dozens of locations.
  12. September 2026GametimeOur first limited edition, just in time for Denver football season.  (Orange and blue forever.)
  13. Coming soonFunnzzz's Peach Dreams
  14. NextRatios, more flavors, more funJoin the list to hear first.

From the budtender guide

The lineup, illustrated.

This is how you'll see us in the wild.  These illustrations come from the guide that ships to budtenders with every case: the tube, the sample pack, the counter box and the sample jar.

Sketch of the Funnzees tube
The tube
Sketch of the sample pack
The sample pack
Sketch of a counter display box
The counter box
Sketch of a jar of sample packs
The sample jar

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