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Funnzees Counter Culture

We see you.
This is for you.

Counter Culture is our insider program for the people behind the counter.  Early perks, rotating SPARK bonuses, surprise drops, and real credit when you put Funnzees in people's hands.

Welcome to the team.

SPARK bonuses

Rotating pay-per-unit bonuses.  Members hear about each round first.

Surprise drops

Samples, swag and early tastes of whatever we're cooking up next.

Get certified

Seven questions.  Pass and you're a Certified Fun Pusher.

Shout-outs

We give credit to the budtenders and stores who keep Funnzees moving.

The budtender guide.

Front and back of the guide that ships with the counter display.  Keep it on your phone, print it, pin it up in the back.

Funnzees Budtender Guide, front: same experience every single time. 2mg per piece, 50 pieces per tube, 100mg total. Five flavors: Blue Razz, Wild Cherry, Grape Soda, Rootbeer Float, Banana. Why it's different: no melted chocolate, no sticky gummies, no guesswork, easy to pace, easy to share. Funnzees Budtender Guide, back: great for beginners, cautious edible users, microdosers, social situations, customers tired of wellness promises, and anyone who wants control. How to talk about it, and the 1 cent sample pack fishbowl.
Download the PDFOpen to print

Quick hits.

2mgTHC per piece
50Pieces per tube
100mgPer tube
3:3:2:1:1OG 5 average mix
4:4:2Gametime average mix
10mg1¢ sample pack, 5 pieces

Lines that work

"It's very consistent."

"Each piece is only 2mg."

"You decide how much you want."

"Great if you don't love gummies."

Don't promise effects.  Don't call them strong.  No medical talk.

The 1¢ sample

Offer it to anyone grabbing edibles, first-timers or regulars you want to surprise.  Running low?  Call us.  Save the fishbowls, we refill them.

Become a Certified Fun Pusher.

Seven questions.  Get six right and you're certified.

1.  THC per piece?
2.  Pieces per tube?
3.  What's in a 1¢ sample pack?
4.  "Will these relax me?"  Best answer?
5.  OG 5 average mix?
6.  Gametime flavors?
7.  What's the tube made of?

The swag shelf.

The good stuff.  Counter Culture hears about drops first.

Black t-shirt with the white Funnzees logo and Certified Fun Pusher underneath
Earned, not sold

Certified Fun Pusher tee

Can't buy it.

Black Funnzees lanyards with the five flavor tablets printed along the strap

Lanyards

Keys, badge, whatever.

Funnzees stickers: round Life is better when you have more Fun, logo bars with flavor names, and tablet clusters

Stickers

Slap 'em anywhere.

Black lighter with a white Funnzees logo

Lighters

Black on black, like the tube.

Next drop

You tell us.

Hats?  Pins?  Rolling trays?  Drop your idea with your vote below.

Giant inflatable Funnzees tube with all five flavors and 100mg on the label
New

The big tube

Our giant inflatable tube for events and store takeovers.  Want it at your shop?  Ask your rep.

Flavor fight.

Which flavor do you grab first?

Need something?

Samples, swag, guides, a fishbowl refill, or a question we didn't answer.  Just reach out to your sales rep.  They'll be happy to help.

Need something else?  Email us at info@medicallycorrect.com.